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wondersmith-and-sons:

listen, yeah, tumblr is unhinged and full of clowns but it’s unhinged in a way that has coherence. the clownery has continuity. you could reference memes from 6 years ago and people would still get it. you could make jokes from long-dead shows and someone could still understand the weird cryptic hieroglyphic language of internet culture. there’s institutional memory here. where else am i gonna get that? twitter? twitter is just 5-minute rage cycles and blue check marks with too much hubris

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

*shows up at college* excuse me will someone please direct me to the leftist brainwashing class? i’m here for the leftist brainwashing class

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halfsad:

why the FUCK does squidward have fingers

kateordie:

tyleroakley:

lexieloveyoulikeacupcake:

When Jack Warner was casting the movie My Fair Lady, Julie Andrews, who played the original Eliza Doolittle on Broadway, was overlooked for the part, that was given to Audrey Hepburn.

That made her available to accept Mr. Disney’s invitation to play Mary Poppins.

At the 22nd Golden Globes, when she won the best actress award (she was up against Audrey for My Fair Lady), she had her sweet revenge.

THE SHADE OF IT ALL.

My boss told me this story and I didn’t believe it. It’s so good.

broccoli-goblin:

What sort of comedy is this because it describes me best

lunarecord:

rachel-berry:

femmefareeha:

kontrollsysteme:

wow mood

Were in 2017 he’s in 3089

Ok why is he holdng the microphone like a fucking wine glass

femmefareeha just told you